Lyrics by Riccardo Piroddi

When I fell in love with you
the grey clouds turned blue,
a dog barked to the moon,
and around was muggy as noon.

On the next day met your sister
and I thought she was a mister,
she was chubby like a bubble
and I said her, it’s time for a double.

I left my heart in your lap
under a starry sky along the Thames,
now give it back to me,
give it back to me.

One week later it was raining,
it was going on my training,
thinking of you got on a train
but it didn’t stop my pain.

I left my heart in your lap
under a starry sky along the Thames,
now give it back to me,
give it back to me.

Then I saw you two once more
my smelly oysters on the shore
my love was rotting, I can’t deny
cause you’re like two seaweeds dried.

I started wandering about the pearls
my two countess with no earls,
silky skin like horseradish
scented breath like drunken Irish.

I left my heart in your lap
under a starry sky along the Thames,
now give it back to me,
give it back to me.

I left my heart in your lap
under a starry sky along the Thames,
now give it back to me,
give it back to me.

In the end what can you do?
Don’t forget your sister too
and bin my heart along with you!